40 Years Of Marriage

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said
“Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl

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80yr Old Couple See A Sex Therapist

A couple both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?
The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sex?’
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice

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Spinster Phones Vet At Night

An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her neighbor’s dog while they went on their holidays. The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a bitch that was ‘in heat’ and the neighbor’s dog was a male.

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Fanny Green At Church

‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.’ The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.’Soon thereafter, another Irish man

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