Dan was a single man living at home with his widowed father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.